Goblin (Brian Scolaro) is an goblin/wizard police officer. He is married but it is unknown if he has kids. His actual name is unknown, for as Officer Lamp says, "Nobody can pronounce that." He filed a complaint that poofing in with smoke causes health problems. In the season two episode "Harper Knows (A Wizard Outing)," he says he'll put a gold star in Alex's community service file if Alex helped at PopCon. He is once seen by Harper in that episode, so he pretends to be "Jeremy from Science." Alex says that he has a "huge crush" on Harper, which prompted Harper to start to take interest in him.